The following files were created by Ann and John White 
(anniebw@aol.com) in December 1994. Enjoy!
Earle: "Eureka! Dale, I could kiss your pointy little head."
       "Leo, I believe you've found your calling!"
Cooper:"Nothing like urinating in the open air."
        hangover cure
Cole: "Cooper, you remind me of a small mexican chihuahua"
      "Banzai! Remember those old WWII movies? BANZAI!!!"
       hangover cure
Albert: "...black suit/fashion statement..."
        "I'm worried about COOP!"
Andy:  "I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!!" (this one may be on already)
Audrey: "Cone. I like to lick."
Hawk:"The man has a poor sense of recreation"
Denise: "I still put my panties on one leg at a time."
Catherine: "...slimy rat bastard Americanus. Do not feed..."